We all have jobs, families and more responsibility than we want. We’re solid and totally responsible doing what we’re supposed to be doing day after day, our haloes glowing, our pastors and parents proud.
But…and there’s always a but…all of us have another side, that wild and maybe a bit naughty side that from time to time just kind of sneaks out. Maybe it takes a chocolate margarita or two or maybe we’re just fed up with being Ms. Goody-two-shoes and gotta do something else or bust. Just once...or more than once...every woman needs to be that wild child or sexpot or complete flirt that would embarrass the heck out of her family if they ever knew.
So, the trick is, not to let them find out! See, you thought I was this sedate suburban housewife. And I am...most of the time...except when I decided I really wanted to go to the strip clubs and see what all the excitement’s about.
I left my ID at home along with all credit cards and anything that connected me to my other self.(If I got thrown in the slammer I’d rot in the slammer) I hooked up with one of my more adventuresome friends (no, it wasn’t LuAnn) and hit the strip clubs. I dance, I flirted, I smoked and drank and stuffed money in waistbands and other places. Holy crap! And strutted my stuff. I did all the things I never do and knew what happened in Newport stayed in Newport, that was the agreement!
So have you? Did you? Are you going to??? If you are let me know…I wanna come! I bet LuAnn will come with us!
17 comments:
Drat, I talk a good talk.....but no, I'm not that wild unless you count the occasional hurricane or frozen margarita. I've never even been to a strip club, either. But who knows.....
Karen Kelley
Well, heck - I've never been to a strip club either. But there's always a first time. I "have" ventured into an adult novelty store - ack! Talk about having red cheeks. Shew! It was an eye opener.
Janice
My last strip club experience (ok my only) was when my friend Ann got married over 14 years ago. Ann and I are a lot a like, we kept putting the dollars over her sisters head. Now Julie, Ann's sister had no problems getting on the dance floor with the strippers..
LOL
Not to much wild about me. I am like Karen I talk a good game but that is about it.
LOL... love the horns, Dianne! I didn't even know you were wearing those when we took the picture. ;-)
I was wilder in my misguided youth... must have given my parents gray hair! Though I still love to dance.
Male revues always embarrass me... the ones I've been to always have guys who look like they're trying too hard, or like they're bored. My maternal instinct has me feeling sorry for them, believe it or not. I just sit there thinking taking dollar bills out of drunk women's hands with your teeth is a hard way to earn a buck. LOL.
Erin
I've always been curious about those sex toy/book shops but just don't have the nerve to go in. I'll just put a bag over my head and do it. :-)
Dianne
That is something I have always wanted to check out too. But I guess after having kids and being with my guy for more than 22 years...it just doesn't "feel" right. But boy do I want to check it out:-)
I talk the talk but have never done the walk. I have never been to a strip club, or adult toy store. But one never knows, what the future would hold........I have come to the conclusion I am really quite boring..........LOL
I've been to sex toy shops before. It doesn't really embarass me that much. I've never been to a strip club. I've always wanted to go...just once...just to see what its like :)
Maybe some day.
Dianne you are a crack up!
I've been to a strip club and I've been to a sex toy shop. I was actually disappointed by the strip club thing cuz though the guys were cute, they were also kinda creepy and one of them had 2 women literally stalking him cuz he was messing around with them - and the jerk had a girlfriend.
Well, it was the only time I've ever been, about 10 years ago...couldn't hurt to go again and see if things are any better ;)
I'll dance, and I'll flirt and I'll drink and I've stuffed money down guys' pants, but I won't smoke. Dianne, you're more wild than me LOL
I've been to one strip show. It was awhile ago as I had just turned 18. My bf (at the time) knew I was going and told me that he didn't care as long as I came home to him. LOL It was enlightnening and I did things that I never imagined doing and will never do again!
I went to a sex shop once with my mom (I was I think 18 or 19) because she was buying a gag gift and was too embarrassed to go by herself! I don't remember to much about it though.
I went to a adult toy store once to buy a gag gift for a bridal shower. I just remember laughing so hard going through the store.
I'm so glad to see I'm not the only coward. I'd say we all meet up and go to a stip club together. I could do that but going to the sex toy store with someone I know would embarass me to no end. That's got to be with stranges.
I can't even go into those Fredricks of Hollywood stores. I need one of Karen's Hurricanes for courage.
BTW...guess whose Devil horns I have on in the picture???
Those sex toy shops aren't that bad. I've only been to one (Good Vibrations here in CA) a couple times (once to pick something up for a friend's bridal shower and another time because a coworker wanted company to pick up "something"). I did feel a little uncomfortable, but everyone else there (employees and customers) seemed to be feeling all right, and after a while, I just went with the flow.
The above post is mine. Sorry I forgot to sign my name.
Diana
I wouldn't go to a male strip club. Male strippers creep me out. I'm not sure exactly why but I think it's partly because I'm shy and partly because I'm just not all that attracted to any of the male strippers/exotic dances that I've seen.
that does look s o much fun
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