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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Close Encounters of the Sexy Kind

Hi Everyone!
I'm on deadline crunch right now so I'm cheating and posting an excerpt of Close Encounters of the Sexy Kind.......enjoy!
She’d made it. She was on Earth.
And she’d met Sheriff.
A sound on her door drew her attention. Just like last night. Maybe it was Sheriff again.
“Are you decent?” he called out.
Decent? Was he asking her if she was suitable to copulate with? She wasn’t sure about all the customs. Maybe it was best to ask if your partner would be a worthy mate.
She thought she might be a decent partner. Yes, she was almost sure of it.
“Yes, I’m decent.” She sat tall in the bed, her body tingling with anticipation.
His gaze was fixed on the tray he carried as he balanced it and the cups while pushing on the door at the same time. When he looked up, his eyes rounded. The tray dropped from his hands, splashing brown liquid on the floor and breaking the white cups.
“I thought you said you were decent,” he croaked.
“Wouldn’t I make a decent partner to cop...have sex with?”
“No?” Her bottom lip puckered.
“I mean yes...but no. Damn it, I thought you meant you had your clothes on.” He bent and picked up the cups and tray. “I have to get a mop.” Grabbing her dress off the back of the chair, he tossed it to her. “Would you please put that on before...before...”
“Before what, Sheriff?”
“Before you find yourself with more trouble than you bargained for. I’m only human.” He turned but before he left called over his shoulder, “And my name is Mason not Sheriff.”


Kelley said...

I can tell I'm going to love this, Karen. Great excerpt.

Cathy said...

Well, it was new for me, and sounds realy fun. I love your humor.

Laurie D. said...

I can vouch for this one - it's bunches of fun - nice and steamy at the same time! Check out my blog for a review.

Cryna said...

Ohhhh!! I am going to so love it.....can hardly wait. Thanks for the excerpt.

JT said...

LMAO...That was great! I think it will be wonderful. I am going to love it.

Jennifer Y. said...

Can't wait for this book!

Ann M. said...


Gives a whole new meaning to "decent".

Lisa F. said...

Sounds great, Karen. I'm definitely looking forward to this release.

Karen Kelley said...

Have you ever had one of those days where you feel you're meeting yourself going around the corner? LOL

I'm tickled pink y'all like the excerpt. Everyone kept telling put more humor in my books---so with this one I did. It's hot and steamy and funny---I hope. If it's not I'll be back to giving shots and wiping----noses. What'd y'all think I was going to say? Okay, there was that, too!

Judy F said...

Hey Karen, I can't wait to read this one. SOunds like a winner

Diana said...

Karen, I enjoyed the excerpt and can't wait to read more. If you want to post more excerpts, that's a-okay with me. :D

Jodi said...

Another one that I can't wait to read!

Stacy~ said...

Wow this sounds hot! I can't wait to read it Karen. I love your books. What a tease you are with the excerpt. I want more LOL

ilona said...

Darn it more money needed :( Never mind this will be well worth adding to my wishlist :D

Bookstoredeb said...

Hi Karen. Just wanted to let you know that I loved this book. Going to try and get the review written up this weekend and posted on my blog. Thanks for another awesome book!